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What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?

A member of the Rolling Stones says, “Hey you! Get off my cloud!” The Scot says, “Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!”

D.L. Hughley talks with CNN’s Ali Velshi about the financial crisis. “Freddie Mac” also stops by for an interview.

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.

Just before take-off a fat, little Jewish guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a coke.”

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You need to realize that you can not mess with no church folk!!! She don’t apprecianate it!

Scott McClellan endorses Barack Obama.

What President Bush would be like if he were black.

If prison time qualified you to be president, then the Oval Office would have more black portraits in it than Kim Kardashian’s bedroom.

Two lifelong platonic friends, strapped for cash and in debt, decide to make a porno.

Nephew Tommy Prank Calls A RedNeck

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to the
man, “Sir, I believe you have a cataract.” “Oh, no” replied the
Japanese man. “I dwive a Rincon Continentaw.”